Hi Welcome to Osoroshi.com!


I hope you enjoy following along with the Osoroshi as they interact with one another and have fun. They are definitely worth the calories.

Let's take a minute and introduce each of the Osoroshi.

Sherrill

Image of Sherrill

Sherrill is seal-ish creature. She is married to Phil, has deep psychological issues, and an even deeper wallet. She is not the brightest Osoroshi, but at least she doesn't have a particularly good heart.


Phil

Phil is pretty wealthy. He's a hard worker, who runs a multi-million dollar company. When he isn't running his business he enjoys spending time with his lovely wife Sherrill. Phil also suffers from kyphosis, but he doesn't let that get him down... he does let it get him a little hunched over and forward.

Bob

Bob

Clark

Clark is a bit of a shifty shenaniganer. He doesn't have any money, but that doesn't stop him from trying to get some, no matter how many bystanders get shot!

Nubs

Imagine a cat, now make it sociopathic with a hankering for chicken, that’s Nubs.

Tom

Tom (Thomas for long) is a bean man, beaning up the place, just by reading this you are now twelve and a half percent more beaninated.

Cybercat

Cybercat put on that strange hat years ago and has never been able to get it off her head because she is just a bit too fat. She might have more than two legs; but no one really knows.

Jack

Jack is pastor, Jack chomps, Jack loves, Jack cries.